i have believed forever and you should too!
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fuck yea unicorns
fucking right unicorns are real. they kill motherfucking sharks while no one is watching. thats why some surfers who get attacked by sharks feel safe to go back in the water, theyre believers.
so much like in this one little blurb…
I know lots of things that I didn’t know before..
I know that J.M.Barrie can make me feel less alone. Writing about Snow.
I know that, sometimes, people are born and their hearts are too small.
I know that when they call you Hopeless, it isn’t because they Hope Less of you, it’s because they want you to Hope More.
I know that Prudence was a Lost Girl.
I know that there are Dragons who are afraid of fire and
I know that the Whale didn’t swallow you, you swallowed the Whale.
And that’s why I get that feeling in my tummy,
Whales know things that people don’t.
from, The Unicorn Diaries
well fuck me running, look at the majesty lvl 80 warrior unicorn brings to the table. mother fucker jingles when he trots. do you jingle when you trot? i didnt think so? can you even trot? no. stop trying to be like lvl 80 warrior unicorn.
um, if you dont get why this is fucking awesome, go shoot yourself.
The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. She was very old, though she did not know it, and she was no longer the careless color of sea foam, but rather the color of snow falling on a moonlit night. But her eyes were still clear and unwearied, and she still moved like a shadow on the sea.
our brains are awesome
charlsie looks at me after recieving a text froma boy:
whats something completely ridiculous to ask for?
my response, without missing a beat:
a leprechaun, riding a unicorn, carrying a pot of gold, under a rainbow, towards a woolly mammoth who is giving birth to a sabertooth tiger all while singing john lennons imagine.(she interjected with all the while singing and i continued on)
Nothing is more magical…As long as they roam the Earth, evil cannot harm the pure of heart.
— From The Movie Legend—
Something bright white was gleaming on the ground. They inched closer. It was the unicorn all right, and it was dead. Harry had never seen anything so beautiful and sad. Its long, slender legs were stuck out at odd angles where it had fallen and its manewas spread pearly-white on the dark leaves… Then out of the shadows, a hooded figure came crawling across the ground like some stalking beast. Harry, Malfoy, and Fang stood transfixed. The cloaked figure reached the unicorn, lowered its head over the wound in the animals side, and began to drink its blood. -Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone by J.K. Rowling
“Death of the Unicorn” by Amy C. Reed
claire daines and her unicorn pal in stardust, agian, i liked the book better, but the movie was pretty neat.
chronicles of narnia.
i cant remember if edmund rides a unicorn in the books battle…anyone?