fuck yeah unicorns!

unicornwolflazersfuckyou: fuck yea unicorns fucking right...

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:05:22 -0400

fuck yea unicorns

fucking right unicorns are real. they kill motherfucking sharks while no one is watching. thats why some surfers who get attacked by sharks feel safe to go back in the water, theyre believers.

so much like in this one little blurb...

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:05:35 -0400

mypeterpancomplex:

I know lots of things that I didn’t know before..
I know that J.M.Barrie can make me feel less alone. Writing about Snow.
I know that, sometimes, people are born and their hearts are too small.
I know that when they call you Hopeless, it isn’t because they Hope Less of you, it’s because they want you to Hope More.
I know that Prudence was a Lost Girl.
I know that there are Dragons who are afraid of fire and
I know that the Whale didn’t swallow you, you swallowed the Whale.
And that’s why I get that feeling in my tummy,
Whales know things that people don’t.

from, The Unicorn Diaries

unicornwolflazersfuckyou: well fuck me running, look at the...

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:04:10 -0400

unicornwolflazersfuckyou:

well fuck me running, look at the majesty lvl 80 warrior unicorn brings to the table. mother fucker jingles when he trots. do you jingle when you trot? i didnt think so? can you even trot? no. stop trying to be like lvl 80 warrior unicorn.

um, if you dont get why this is fucking awesome, go shoot yourself.

"The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. She was very old, though she did not..."

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:04:10 -0400

“The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. She was very old, though she did not know it, and she was no longer the careless color of sea foam, but rather the color of snow falling on a moonlit night. But her eyes were still clear and unwearied, and she still moved like a shadow on the sea.”

- the first lines of The Last Unicorn (via smut-to-go) (via helloidrinktea) (via counterfeitredhead)

our brains are awesome

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:00:13 -0400

charlsie looks at me after recieving a text froma boy: whats something completely ridiculous to ask for?
my response, without missing a beat: a leprechaun, riding a unicorn, carrying a pot of gold, under a rainbow, towards a woolly mammoth who is giving birth to a sabertooth tiger all while singing john lennons imagine.(she interjected with all the while singing and i continued on)

counterfeitredhead: (via pavlover) of course alice and...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:08:20 -0400

counterfeitredhead:

(via pavlover)

of course alice and wonderland was published by the unicorn publishing house!

"Nothing is more magical…As long as they roam the Earth, evil cannot harm the pure of heart."

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:08:16 -0400

“Nothing is more magical…As long as they roam the Earth, evil cannot harm the pure of heart.”

- From The Movie Legend—

Something bright white was gleaming on the ground. They inched...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:07:31 -0400

Something bright white was gleaming on the ground. They inched closer. It was the unicorn all right, and it was dead. Harry had never seen anything so beautiful and sad. Its long, slender legs were stuck out at odd angles where it had fallen and its manewas spread pearly-white on the dark leaves… Then out of the shadows, a hooded figure came crawling across the ground like some stalking beast. Harry, Malfoy, and Fang stood transfixed. The cloaked figure reached the unicorn, lowered its head over the wound in the animals side, and began to drink its blood. -Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone by J.K. Rowling

“Death of the Unicorn” by Amy C. Reed

claire daines and her unicorn pal in stardust, agian, i liked...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:06:28 -0400

claire daines and her unicorn pal in stardust, agian, i liked the book better, but the movie was pretty neat.

chronicles of narnia. i cant remember if edmund rides a unicorn...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:05:11 -0400

chronicles of narnia.

i cant remember if edmund rides a unicorn in the books battle…anyone?

i really want to watch the last unicorn…like, a lot…

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:04:36 -0400

i really want to watch the last unicorn…like, a lot…

this is the super awesome unicorn from ink heart. the book is...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:04:38 -0400

this is the super awesome unicorn from ink heart.

the book is much better than the movie, but its still pretty awesome.
like, way awesome.

i didnt completely dislike tom cruise at this time…

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:03:30 -0400

i didnt completely dislike tom cruise at this time…

this is a pice called “my pet unicorns” by Lilleah...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:02:26 -0400

this is a pice called

“my pet unicorns” by Lilleah West

its pretty neat…but it kinda freaks me out…

this is from: PCP’sSolo show at Pict Gallery in Osaka,...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:02:29 -0400

this is from:
PCP’sSolo show at Pict Gallery in Osaka, Japan

if you like if check out his website!

i really wanna know who made this and have them come make me...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:00:47 -0400

i really wanna know who made this and have them come make me one…

seeeee! unicorns are sooo real!

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:00:17 -0400

seeeee! unicorns are sooo real!

"Of all the legendary animals of art, folklore and literature, the Unicorn is the one with the..."

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:00:23 -0400

“Of all the legendary animals of art, folklore and literature, the Unicorn is the one with the greatest hold on our imaginations. Other fabulous beasts are clearly inventions, existing only in a mythical landscape of our own collective creation. But the Unicorn strikes us as more than imaginary. It seems possible, even probable…a creature so likely that it ought to exist.”

- Nancy Hathaway —
(The Unicorn)

yo! stop running through the sand and come hang out! ill give...

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:29:15 -0400

yo! stop running through the sand and come hang out! ill give you wateeeeeer!

@godsgirls i have a feeling this unicorn and his lady rider...

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:28:17 -0400

@godsgirls i have a feeling this unicorn and his lady rider would fit in quite well at alt porn, yes?